Unmasking the Crook in Disguise Ronnie Montano

May 16, 2013
Ronnie Montano Face

Come out, come out, wherever you are… There are many flagrant scams out there on the Interwebz which share similar commonalities… Mobile Money Code by Greg Anderson, Easy Cash Code by Antonio Garcia, Commission Cash Code by Blake Matthews and Safe Simple Commissions by Bill Gregory to name a…

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The Herbalife Pyramid – A Tale of Fail

May 14, 2013
Herbalife Pyramid Sheep

? HLF. The Logo. The pyramid. Lookin’ kinda doob-ious? Sure, smoke enough THC & you’ll also believe in this far out MLM. And much like other banned illegal herbal substances, the one thing Belgium didn’t waffle about was their decision to outlaw Herbalife. Herbalife should be catapulted to the…

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Joe Polish’s Insane Book Bundle Offer

May 13, 2013
Joe Polish Magic Carpet

Joe Polish was just a bedraggled hung out to dry and beaten carpet cleaner with a receding hairline that had known shit about carpets and cleaning (and receding hairlines) when he discovered that the “secret of success” is plainly to sweep under the rug his own lack of any success…

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Anthony Morrison’s Complaints Code

May 8, 2013
Anthony Morrison Evil Eyes

Such as any other sociopathic male courtesan, Anthony Morrison likewise adores fucking his credulous “students” (aka “Gimme Your Money, Patsies!”) hard and deep… it’s their green savviness odor he finds so irresistibly alluring and their green cotton-made papers he covets to fiendishly guzzle. So alongside bartering the scapegoats to…

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A Deal with the Boiler Room Guardian

May 6, 2013
Mike Filsaime Douchebag

Mike Filsaime got a little upset when I called him a douchebag… but what the douchebag apparently doesn’t realize is that similarly to Marshall Bruce Mathers III, I still don’t give a fuck about what Mike FlimFlam gives a fuck. What I do, though, give a lot of fucks…

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GlancingWeb First Anti-Evil Anniversary

May 2, 2013
GlancingWeb Happy Birthday!

Similarly to the aftermath of numerous all-night benders, this progeny wasn’t really planned a year ago… it’s the outcome of true passion and profound propensity toward succoring the other. And I’m so fucking proud of my one-year-old fortuitous offspring. It began as a general (boring) tech blog which had…

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“Is Empower Network a Scam?” Scam

April 30, 2013
Faking Happy to Promote Scam

“Is Empower Network a scam?” That’s the question thousands of other forlorn affiliates are trying to answer on their wretched web pages… but not me! No! I’m totally happy and rich and jolly and prosperous and not want to jump from a skyscraper! [Adorning the bestest fakest smile] Join…

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AuroIN’s Lame Excuses and Spam Tactics

April 29, 2013
Exposing AuroIN

Many sleazy SEO companies are kinda like Jersey Shore. They are ridiculously boastful and always in the habit of flaunt and spruce… eventually, however, they are just vain braggarts which make you ask yourself why the fuck do they even preoccupy your mind. But unlike JWOWW and Pauly D,…

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The Bankruptcy File Kevin Trudeau Doesn’t Want You to Know About

April 25, 2013
Kevin Trudeau Bankruptcy

“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not every man’s greed.” – Mahatma Gandhi But Kevin Trudeau doesn’t give a modicum of fuck about Earth, other people’s needs and definitely not about Gandhi. Kevin Trudeau only cares about Kevin Trudeau and nothing else. That’s pretty much how…

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Underneath the Slimy Ripples of Rippln

April 24, 2013
Rippln Dark Ripples

Jesus walks on water again! Moses splits the Red Sea once more! Muhammad rearranges the natural order of mountains afresh! Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce seals a new deal with Lucky Strike! OMFG… a new something is threatening to alter the core things in the world as we know it. This revolutionary something…

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The Day Frank Kern Contemplated on the Boston Marathon Bombing

April 22, 2013
Frank Kern Ponders About Boston Marathon

“Frank Kern is the 9th worst surfer in California,” HA HA! Really funny Irwin! Your Facebook’s bio is so comical… like in 30 Rock meets The Office meets Rosemary’s Baby kinda way! You know, because you attempt to be all Jack Donaghy nifty boss entwined with Michael Scott goofiness…

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Douchebag vs. Douchebag: Round 2

April 18, 2013
Mike Filsaime vs Ian Vladimirov: Round 2

Mike Filsaime and Ian Vladimirov are two nefarious dirtbags whose mere subsistence abashes even the flies that hover over their fecal existence. Nope, they are neither experts nor gurus. Their proficiency at marketing (or at anything else) is equivalent to what Snooki fathoms about quantum mechanics. But hey… when…

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Mario Brown’s Online Marketing Masturbatory

April 17, 2013
Mario Brown IM Fraud

Mario Brown likes to flaunt his Journey to Success saga… and if it were only true it could have been so perfect! How rueful it is that in order to be a genuine success story, some authentic measure of success should be convoluted? Beholden to his dexterity to blatantly…

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